The Fine Print

If your first watch was a Breitling, I’d suggest closing this window and going back to thinking up even nastier jokes about Paris Hilton.

If not, tag along. This won’t take an heuer.

Tag..heuer. You got that, right?

I dig wristwatches. They’re form and function in a nice little utilitarian package, located in a place where its not [...]

If you’re in love with your iPod and/or all things Apple / Macintosh, you’re not going to like what comes next. If you don’t, you’ll probably nod along in agreement. Finally, if you read this till it ends, you’ll see that it wasn’t really about the iPod at all.

As an MP3 player in the year [...]

Ricki Lake.  Megan Mullaly.

Both talk show hosts. One’s retired. One’s just starting. Both probably talk about the same things(s)…

If you clicked either link, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Coincidental? It never is..

Its a nice, sunny another day in California. You step off your porch and onto your Segway, and intend to run a quick, pollution-free errand to the dry cleaners’ down the street. As always, you get on, lean ahead and get on your merry way; waving to your neighbor as he does his usual weekend [...]

I heard the rumors, smiled through the spoilers with my usual skepticism and skimmed through the “findings” of all those intrepid patent-diggers out there; hoping to piece together, for myself, some pieces of the puzzle that the entire Apple-lovin’ crowd was holding their collective breath for.

I was looking forward to stuff like:

A video player in [...]